March 2012
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“I have to re-create the universe every morning when I wake up. And kill it in...”
– Björk
Anonymous asked: i feel like you live in a household like the one in the royal tenembaums and your loves mother sings in the kitchen and all you and your animals flock around her and hale
Anonymous asked: there's actually a parasite that charlie could have that would increase your chances of getting schizoprenia so i wouldn't eat his poop ever be very careful
Anonymous asked: have u ever eaten charlies poop
February 2012
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Anonymous asked: wheres the photo of your friend's testicles? lol
Anonymous asked: i really really like your personality. you appear to be quite genuine and you like what you like and give no fucks, it's really refreshing and i just really like your taste in things. ok bye.
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Anonymous asked: whhy dont you just take a shower if "theres poop on your foot"
Is this a joke this is not funny I’m going to eat my cats.
Apparently one of my cats decided to take a shit in my mom’s boot and I just got back from outside and I was wearing the boot and didn’t have socks on and now I’m going to kill myself oh my god.
emilology asked: Wow. I really never knew vaginas ACTUALLY looked that much like flowers until you posted that...
ERICA CLEAN YOUR ROOM
perfumecognaclilacfumes asked: how did your parents meet urrica
everybodyhatesmetoday asked: I want you to put Charlie into my belly button but plz be gentle it's my first time. I have no belly button.
kittylikesintestines replied to your photo: this is a photo of me and my dad god I always…
What makes you say that parents are incredible? I’m not being rude, or challenging your statement, I’d just like to hear what you think! :)
They made a decision “Hey, we’re going to start a life together, and bring a boy, or a girl into this world. And we’re gonna love the crap...
Listening to Amy Winehouse and screaming along and waving my pointer finger and yelling at my computer as if it killed my family.
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Anonymous asked: what's your art/photography tumblr?? :))
I just typed “Jason Segel” into the Spotify search jesus fucking christ.
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butohcomely asked: I was watching Jason Segel interviews and found a video of Jason and John Krasinski doing karaoke together: watch?v=qxMios7YTr4&feature=related